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One mother tried to feed her son, saying, “Wow, look here. This is very good for you. Carrots will make your lips pink and your cheeks rouge. It’s very beautiful. Please eat quickly. Finish it.” And after he finished the carrot, the mother said, “Eat more, they are still more vegetable inside your dish.” He said, “But I don’t think I want green cheeks.”
So, this one is for the diet person. If you think you are a little bit fertilized and you think you can read this. There are two people talking about dieting. And the first one said, “Well, you know what? I have the best diet system in the world.” Then the second woman, of course, is eager to know what it is. And she said, “Well, from this Sunday to next Sunday, you only can drink orange juice for lunch and dinner and breakfast. Nothing else. Anytime you’re hungry, you just drink a glass of orange juice.” So the first person asked, “Is it really effective?” So, the second person said, “Well, it is effective. At least it makes you hate orange juice.”
Two doctors [were] talking together. The young one, the inexperienced and young one, complained to the older one, saying, “Oh, I’m fed up. Every time we go somewhere, I have a party or something, somebody always takes me aside and asks me about his sickness and this and that and others and tells me to diagnose him right there.” So the old doctor says, “Oh, there’s no problem. Before, I used to have the same trouble too, but I solved it.” So the young doctor asked, “How?” The old doctor said, “Well, anytime somebody took me aside and asked for a diagnosis, I’d tell him, ‘Take off your clothes.’” And then immediately the trouble ends right there.
